Santa: Jaldi se machardani de

Santa: Jaldi se machardani de dijiye mujhe bus pakadni hai
Dukandar: Sorry,
mere pass itni badi machardani nahi hai jisme bus pakdi ja sake.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1203 views
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