Train Bhi Konsi Nayi He

Ticket Checker Ask To Sardar
Ticket Dikhao

Sardar: Ye Lo Dekho
Ticket Checker: Ye To Purani He

Sardar:
To Ye Train Bhi Konsi Nayi He

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1023 views
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