Phathan ne ghar ka darwaza

Phathan ne ghar ka darwaza ukhara aur kandhay pe rakh k bazar mai gya, ek aadmi ne poocha khan kya dawaza bechna hy?
pathan: nahi yaar taala khulwana hy :)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 843 views
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