How to impress a woman:

Compliment her,

kiss her,

caress her,

love her,

tease her,

protect her,

hug her,

hold her,

spend money on her,

wine & dine her,

buy things for her,

listen to her,

care for her,

stand by her,

support her,

go to the ends of the earth for her....

How to impress a man:

Show up naked,

Offer beer.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1037 views

Ek sahebji ghabraye hue aaye

Ek sahebji ghabraye hue aaye aur biwi se bole: “Begam, aaj main office se aa raha tha ki raste mein ek gadha…!”

Itne mein unki bachhi bol uthi: “Mummy, Shyam ne meri gudiya tod di hai.” Pati ne phir kehna shuru kiya “Haan toh begam, main keh raha tha ki raste mein ek gadha…..!”

Itne mein unka ladka bola: “Mummy, Rita ne meri car tod di hai.”

Biwi ghusse mein aakar boli: “Bhagwan ke liye tum sab chup ho jao, mujhe pehle gadhe ki baat sun lene do..!”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Munda: Tu ehni sohni lagdi

Munda: Tu ehni sohni lagdi a tainu heer na akhan ta ki akhan...!!!

Kuri: Teri shakal mere massi de munde wargi tenu veer na akhan ta ki akhan...!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa goes to Chinese restaurant

santa goes to a chinese restaurant and puts his
finger on the last of menu:Bring this.
Waiter:OH! You cant get it because he is the owner
of restaurant.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Hrithik Roshan Ka Dance

Jaisa Ki Sab Jante Hai Ki Hrithik Roshan Ka Dance
Bada Mast Hai.
Ek Din Ese Hi Baaton Baaton Mein Hrithik Bhai
Apne Rajnikanth Ko Dance Competition Ke Liye
Challange Kar Bethe.
Aur Is Competition Ka Result Aap Logo Ko Batane
Ki Jarurat Nahi Hai.
Kyunki Aap Logo Ne Hrithik Bhai Ko Wheel Chair
Par Dekh Hi Liya Hoga Guzarish Mein.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Santa- Doctor

Santa- Doctor saab 1 pareshani hain ki main jab bhi nahata hoon geela ho jata hu!

Doctor - kal se nahate samay nal band kar liya karo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)