How to impress a woman:

Compliment her,

kiss her,

caress her,

love her,

tease her,

protect her,

hug her,

hold her,

spend money on her,

wine & dine her,

buy things for her,

listen to her,

care for her,

stand by her,

support her,

go to the ends of the earth for her....

How to impress a man:

Show up naked,

Offer beer.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1060 views

rozana 3 km walk...

Dr. 2 Pathan:
Agar Tum Rozana 3KM Walk Karoge To 1 Saal Me Tumhara 50KG Wazan Kam Ho Jaye Ga.

1 Saal Bad Pathan Ne Doctor Ko Call Ki Or Kaha:
O Doctor Wazan To Kam Ho Gaya Hai Magar 1 Bara Masla Ho Gaya Hai.

Doctor:
Ab Kia Ho Gaya Hai??

Pathan:
O Khana Kharab Ka Bacha Hum Apne Ghar Se 1095KM Door Nikal Aya Hai.;

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Gabbar: ye hath mujhe de de

Gabbar: ye hath mujhe de de thakur!

Thakur: lele, mere hath lele

basanti ke bhi lele,

jay or veeru ke bhi lele,

ramu kaka ke bhi lele,

Octopus banja kaminay.!

Gabbar: sory yaar,

tu to emotional hogaya! :p

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

kya baat

Chote log
"PAISE"
Ki bat krte hen


Bare log
"TIME"
Ki bat krte hen



Khobsurat log
"BAAT"
Hi nahi krte

,

,

Wo sirf
"SMS"
Krte hen

Meri Tarah..;-)

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Smoking

A drunk man was smoking drugs while driving.
The policeman stop him and says, "Show me you
ID?"
The drunk man, "What drugs??

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Banta to Santa

Banta to Santa: Tumhaare income ka source kya hai
Santa: Maine apne upper ka portion kisi ko rahane kiraye par diya hai
Banta:kamaal hai wo pure din tumaher upper kaise rahata hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)