Bikhari
Rs. 1000 To Bikhari
Mallika arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting.
Bhikhari: Behanji 1 rupiya dedo. Malika gave him
1000 Rs. Secretary: Why u gave him 1000 Rs..?
Malika: Pehli bar kisine behan kaha!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 857 views
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