These two Scottish
These two Scottish characters are chatting. One of them then pulls out an expensive looking pocket watch from his pocket to check the time.
"That's a fine watch you got there!" says the other.
"Yeah it is, isn't it? I got it from my grandfather," says the guy with the watch. "Really?"
"Yeah, he sold it to me on his death bed."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 960 views
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"
The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"
by sana (few years ago!)
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Sardar Smoking In Front Of His Father ..
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Santa :agr talab me aag lag jae to machlian kahan jaen gi?
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Na Daddy Ki Maar Se,
Na Mummy Ki Fatkaar Se,
Na Ladki Ke Inkaar Se,
Na Sandalon Ki Bauchchar Se,
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Kch Log Dozk Me Aaram Se So rhe The
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