beti kyu ro rahi ho
Mom: beti kyu ro rahi ho?
beti: Teacher ne mara
Mom: Q?
Beti: Maine usko murgi kaha kyuki
usne mujhe EXAM mein anda
diya.. Ha ha ha
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