Benefits Of Having Alzheimer's Disease
5. You never have to watch reruns on television.
4. You are always meeting new people.
3. You don't have to remember the whines and complaints of your spouse.
2. You can hide your own Easter eggs.
1. Mysteries are always interesting.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 977 views
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