nya gaali aya hai

Pathan Wapda office fone kr k bola:Janab light band kr do
Wapda wala:kyun sir

Pathan:wo yara hamaray dimagh me aik nya gaali aya hai wo tumko dena hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 1095 views
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