Raam ne been bajai
Raam ne been bajai, or seeta dor ke aye
Kishan ne bansuri bajai, or radha bhag aai
Or hum ne sirf seeeti baji, aur wo sali bhai ko le aye
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 950 views
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1 Pathan Ko Road Pe Say 100 Rupay Ka Note Mila
Jis Par Likha Tha,,
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. "Eid Mubarak"
PatHan Ne Note Pocket Mein Dala Or Bola
"Khair Mubarak" ;P : )
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35 Sal Ki Lady Balcony Se Niche
Kachre Ke Dibbe Me Giri.
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Ya Dekh Kay Santa Nay Kaha
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can u read fast in english !
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Khulay nahi hain maaf karo:.
by Hader Maher (few years ago!)