In A Cricket Ground

In A Cricket Ground

Security : Cricket Match Is Over Now,

Why R U Stil Sitting?

Sardar : Oye Yaar

I Am Waitin For Highlights!

:-)keep smiling:-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 904 views
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