Office Chal rahe ho kya?

Santa: Office Chal rahe ho kya?
Banta: tu chal main naha dho kar aaya

Santa: Kamaal hai, tu ab dhone jayega, main to potty karnay jata hun tabhi dho leta hun

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 997 views
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