Maalik: arey, tune 500 saal puraani

Maalik: arey, tune 500 saal puraani ghadi thod dee hai.

naukar: bach gaya saab, main to samjha yeh nayaa hai

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1 aurat Coma main chali gai
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Aaj He To Hum Aaya Hai.

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