Pathan Bike chala raha tha
Pathan Bike chala raha tha
Pathan PRAD0 wale se:
Kabi Bike dekha hy?
PRAD0 wala: mJa apna kaam kr
Pathan phr PRAD0 k brabar aya or bola: Kabi Bike
dekha hy?
PRADO wala:
Pagal hy kya meri 40 lakh ki gari or muje Bike se
jala raha hy!
Kuch dair baad PRADO wale ne dekha Bike udhar
pari hy or pathan kahin para hy
PRADO wala: Ye kya hua?
Pathan: Kabi bike dekha hy?
PRADO wala ghusse se bola:
Han dekhi hy bol ab?
Pathan:
Iska BREAK kidhar hota hy?
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