Santa to Banta
Santa to Banta: I and my girlfriend are getting married.
Banta: Oh great, but when is the marriage?
Santa: I am marrying on on 13th Jan and my girlfriend on 20th
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 645 views
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Naik thay to janat ma chaley gaye
But
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Pata ha kiyo?
Janat ma Farishto ko kehty hain
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Pr:
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Police officer arest her
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Teacher please let me go"I am a teacher"
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Police officer"oh ho i have waited this moment
whole year"
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Height Of Facebook Addiction:
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Gate Keeper Commented: “Saab, Pahle Idhar Aa Ke Apni Bike Lock Kar Do”
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ONE FINE DAY A GIRL PROPOSED TO A SARDAR AND SARDAR DENIED SIMPLY SAYING THAT IN OUR FAMILY, WE MARRY ONLY OUR RELATIVES..
MY MOM MARRIED MY DAD, MY BROTHER MARRIED MY BHABHI, MY UNCLE MARRIED MY AUNT AND SO ON. SO PLEASE EXCUSE ME !!!!!
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2 girls meet:
me & my husband are no longer together...
why?
well, could you live with a person who smokes weed, drinks, has no job and always cusses?
no, of course I couldn't!
well he couldn't either!
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