One day there were 2 strings in a park.One string went on the swing and the other one went on the slide.While the string which went on the slide went on the round about.While the other string which went on the round about made a tangled mess.And the string which went on the swing said he is driving me mad.

by Hina Ali (few years ago!) / 651 views

Reverse Geare

Driver: Sahab poora petrol khatam ho gaya hai….. ab gaadi aage nahi jaayegi…

Sahab: Teek hai ek kaam kar, gaadi reverse le aur ghar vaapas chal….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Back at home

Girl to her mother : Mom i am going out to get
some fresh air !!!

Mother: Well go...but tell your "fresh air" that you have
to be back at home by 9:00 pm !!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Geography Class

Teacher: What is the axis of the earth?

Student: The axis of the earth is an imaginary line which passes from one pole to the other, and on which the earth revolves.

Teacher: Very good. Now, could you hang clothes on that line?

Student: Yes, Sir.

Teacher: Indeed, and what sort of clothes?

Student: Imaginary clothes, Sir.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Govt kehti h k"1 ladki ne padhai kr

Govt kehti h k"1 ladki ne padhai kr li to ghar k 4 logo ko shiksit banati h"

Pr ladki k padhte tym Colg me 40 ladke FAIL ho jate h uska kya?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

kitab

kash ae khuda tumne hame kitab banaya hota, haseenae hame padte padte so jaati aur sine se lagaya hota. ...

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)