Lion 1 Buirya Se

Lion 1 Buriya Se:
Main Tera Khoon P Jaun Ga
Buriya:
Pena Hai To Kisi Jawan Mard Ka Pi
Uska Khoon Garam Hoga
Sher: Nahi,Mera Aj Cold Drink Peny Ka Mood Hay.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 668 views
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