English Log Apne Friend Ko Hospital Me Phool De Kar Kehte Hain:
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"Get Well Soon!"
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Or Pakistani Dost Kehte Hain:
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Oye Nurse Bari Sohni Aey,
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Holi, Holi Theek Hovin.. ;)
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Asi Kal Fer Aawan Gay.. :-P

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 1060 views

Ma Tumse Pyar Karti Hun

Sardar: I Love U Ka Kya Matlab Hy?

Girl: Ma Tumse Pyar Karti Hun.

Sardar:
Aaj Kal Ki Larkiyan To Buhat Besharam Hyn. Ek Bat Ka Matlab Kya Pocha Free Hogaen.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1Tapori Ki Wife

?1Tapori Ki Wife:- Sunte Ho Ji, Apne Bete Ne Aaj Pehli Baar Aadha Sentence Bolna Sikha..

Tapori- Accha, Kya Bola?
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Wife- Teri Maa Ki.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Unniswi Shatabdi Ka Dabang

Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay.

Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke salmaan khan thein

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Pinjra

Ek Pinjre Mein Kuch Tote Ek Toti Ko Chhed Rahe The.
Jabki Dusre Pinjre Mein Ek Tota Pooja Aur Dusra Tota Namaz Padh Raha Tha.

Malik Ne Socha: “Kitne Nek Tote Hain, Inke Pinjre Mein Toti Safe Rahegi”

Usne Toti Ko Nek Toton Ke Pinjre Mein Daal Diya.

To Pooja Karne Wala Tota Namaz Padhne Wale Tote Se Bola

Tota: “Utho Khan Sahab Dua Qubool Ho Gayi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

AAG PER QABO

Aik Haseen-o-Jameel Adaakara Ke Ghar Aag Lag
Gaee
Aag Par Qabu Panay Main 10 Minut Lagay
Aur Aag Bujhany Walon Per Qabu Panay Main 40
Minute Lagay

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)