Girlfriend to Boyfriend:
Girlfriend to Boyfriend: Mera ladla, mera pyara, mera chhona, mera gugla. Muj se shadi karoge? Bolo baby, bolo na !
Funny Boyfriend: Tum mujhe propose kar rahi ho ya adopt ?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 906 views
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