Iska pasive voice banao
Teachr: Iska pasive voice banao.
“Sunsaan Jaghon pr Bachon k saath hadsay ho jaty hain”.
Stdnt:”Sunsaan Jaghon pr Hone waly hadson mein Bachay ho jaty hain…
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