Soraj Raat Ko Nhi Nikalta

Pathan: Yar Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nhi Nikalta?


2 Pathan:
Kya Pata nikalta Bhi Ho
Andhera Itna Hota hai Kahan Dikhai Day Ga

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 846 views
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