Santa ne bus me Ek Ladki ko ched
Diya. Ladki-Tumhre Ghar me Maa Behen Nahi Hai kya?

Santa-kya pata me to subah se Ghar ke Bahar Hu!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 976 views

Bapu ne bola tha k kabhi bhi jhoot

CIRCUIT TO MUNNA: Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha k kabhi bhi jhoot nahi bolna . Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nahi bolega
MUNNA: Aye Circuit, woh Shanti ka baap teray ko dund rehla hai.
CIRCUIT:Bhai usko bolo apun gaon mei hai.
MUNNA: Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nahi bolega.
CIRCUIT:Bhai, apun nahi bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Financial Management

Financial Management!

A Beggar Found 100Rs’
He Decided To Have A Gr8 Diner’
He Went To A 5 Str H0tel & Enj0yed The Diner’
When Bill Came He Said I Hv N0 M0ney’
Manager Called P0lice And Handed The Begar Over To Him’
The Begar Gave 100 Rs To P0liceman And Set Free!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ab Yaha Sirf Mera Raj Hoga

Ek Bikhari Ne Kuch Paise Bacha Ke Lottery Ka Ticket Kharida,
Kismat Se Uski 1 Crore Ki Lottery Lag Gayi, To Usne Ek Bahut Bada Mandir Banvaya.

Uske Ek Bikhari Dost Ne Us Se Puchcha: “Abey Tune Mandir Kyu Banwaya?”

Bikhari Khush Hote Hue Use Bola: “Ab Is Mandir Ke Samne Sirf Main Akela Hi Beekh Manga Karunga“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sindhi ki Dukan Me Likha tha

Sindhi ki Dukan Me Likha tha:

Udhaar sirf 80 se 90 saal ki Umar k logon ko Diya Jayga,
Wobhi Unke Maa Baap se Pooch kar,

JAY JHULELAL..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Shaikh k ghar faqeer

Aik faqeer shaikh k ghar aya aur kaha me Allah ka mehman hun mujhe roti du

shaikh ne faqeer ko pakra aur masjid chor kar kaha ye Allah ka ghar hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)