suffering from cold
Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doc.
Doc: What happened?
Son: Bimari da tay pata nahin par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1006 views
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