Neela dant
One: Oye tera ek daant neela kyun ho gaya?
Two: Yaar maine ink lagayi hai.
One: Woh kyun.?
Two: Kyun ke aaj kal “bluetooth” ka zamana hai
yaar…
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 849 views
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