There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side.

His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You’re beautiful!” and then he fell asleep again.

His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said “You’re cute!”

Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of “beautiful” it was “cute.”

She said “What happened to ‘beautiful’?”

His reply was “The drugs are wearing off!”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 977 views

Half a day of school

Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.
Class: Hooray!

Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

INTERVIEW : Imagine, in a closed

INTERVIEW : Imagine, in a closed room , how can you escape if it caught fire?

Sardar : Simple, stop imagining.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Larki Sardar Apus Mein Pyar Karte Thay

Ek Larki Sardar Apus Mein Pyar Karte Thay
Larki: Sardar G Tusi Na Meri Zara V Parwa Ni Karday
Sardar: Oye Sohniye (Pyar Karan Walay Kadi V Kisay Di V Parwa Ni Karday).

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

I Student You

pathan ki girlfriend ne usko message
kiya “i miss u”
.
bohut dair sochny k baad pathan nay
jawaab diya:
“i student u”

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)

The only consolation

The parents were very disappointed in the grades that their son brought home.

"The only consolation I can find in these awful grades," lamented the father, "is that I know he never cheated during his exams."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)