Kitna Pyar Karte Hai Log Iski Maa Ko
Chief Minister Ne Ek Din Pareshani Ki Halat Mein Apne Secretary Se Puchha.
Chief Minister: “Yaar Jab Se CM Bana Hoon, Meri Maan Ko
Hichkiya Bahut Aati Hain”
Secretary: “Ji Sir, State Mein Bijli Jaate Hi Log Aap Ki Maan Ko Hi Yaad Karte Hain“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1097 views
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