Faisla Aapke Haath Me
Love V/s Daaru..
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Love: Pagal Banata Hai.
Daru: Mood Fresh Karti Hai.
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Love: Me Neend Nahi Ati Hai.
Daru: Pee Kar Neend Ach6i Ati Hai. .
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Love: Me Date Ke 2000/-
Daru: 1 Botle K 350/-.
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Love: Me Sabki Suno.
Daru: Pee Kar Sabko Sunao. .
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Faisla Aapke Haath Me.
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Piyo Sir Utha Ke..
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Jiyo Larkharake.. :-D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 879 views
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