Ise dho lena

1 admi ka cell toilet me gira toilet devi golden mobile ke sat parkat huwi.
Man :dewi mera mobile to sone ka nai tha.
Dewi:aby gadhe isy dho le.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 785 views
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