Ashwin mujhe neend nai aaraha:-

ammi:kiun:;
ashwin:pehlay afridi ata tha khuwab me ab thishara pareera aya hai k 1 bal rah gaya hai wo karo mujhe

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 535 views

Pati Patni Aur Woh

Ek baar ek husband ne apni wife ko uske dost ke sath ghumte dekh liya.

Usne aav dekha na taav us dost ko jaan se maar diya.

Wife ne ye dekha aur gusse se boli..

Wife: “Tum Apne Is Gusse Ke Karan Apne Saare DoSto Se Haath Dho Bethoge”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pandit: Bhagwan, agar tum muje

Pandit: Bhagwan, agar tum muje 100 rupe do, to 50 rupe main mandir me dunga.

Thodi dur ja k Pandit ko 50 rupye mil gaye.

Funny Pandit: Wah Bhagwan, itna bhi bharosa nahi, apne paise pehle hi kat liye...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Biwi Ka Gussa Hamesha Ke Liye Kaise Shant Kare

Santa Ne Ek Din Badi Udasi Se Apne Dost Banta Ko Bola.

Santa: “Yaar Meri Biwi Gussa Bahut Karti Hai”

Banta: “Meri Bhi Pahle Karti Thi Ab Nahi Karti”

Santa: “Achha, Aisa Tum Ne Kya Elaaj Kiya?”

Banta Muskurate Hue: “Kuch Khas Nahi, Wo Ek Din Gusse Mein Thi, Maine Kah Diya Ke Budhape Mein Gussa Aa Hi Jata Hai, Us Din Se Wo Gussa Nahi Karti“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Pathan Phone Karta Hay To

Ek Pathan Phone Karta Hay
To Awaz Ati Hay: Is Call K Liye Apka Balance Naa Kafi Hy

Pathan: Koi Bat Nahi Behan!
Tum Hum Se Bat Käro Itnä Hi Käfi Hay

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Attention Defect Hyperactive Disorder

Prof to Student: What is Attention Defect Hyperactive Disorder.

Student: Jimbalakkadi Bamba.

Prof: Sorry I didn't understand Anything What you said.

Student: Same Here.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)