Drive Slowly
There Is A Board ‘DRIVE SLOWLY’
Near Schools
But No Board Near Women’s College Why? Bcos
VEHICLES AUTOMATICALLY
GO SLOW THERE
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 865 views
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