Pakistan Zinda Baad".
Mein tumhe pyaar ke teen lafz kehna chahta hoon... woh teen Lafz jo tumhara dil tak pahooch kar, tumhe gehraayi tak chhooh jaye. Yeh teen Lafz mere dil se nikal kar, tumhara dil par zaroor chhah jayenge. Ab sunlo yeh pyaar ke teen Lafz - "Pakistan Zinda Baad".
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 931 views
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