Ek Andha Police Me Bharti Hone Ke Liye Gaya.
Officer Ne Pucha "Tumhe Hum Kis Liye Rakhe.?"
Andhe Ne Fauran Jawaab Diya "Andha-Dhund Firing Ke Liye."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 983 views

1 sardar k ghar me billi rhti thi

1 sardar k ghar me billi rhti thi sardar billi se tang akr usy kahi chor aya. gar aya to bili ussy pehly ponch chuki thi.sardar bili ko dobara kahen dor chor k aya bili pher us sy phly gar ponch gai.sardar ko boht gussa aya ab wo bili ko boht hi zyada door chorny gya. wahn sy usny wife ko phon kya.
sardar:bili gar pnch gai ya nhi?
wife:han pnch gai hy
sardar:Us kamini se bol k mujy aker ly jaye mein rasta bhol gya hon..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Mera nai humara kaha karo

Shohar:tum roz mera ghar meri car,har waqt mera mera karti ho kbi humara bi kah dia karo.
Chalo ab kia dhondh rahi ho?


;->

bv:humara dopata

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

1 Sardar Ji Ki Shadi Hui

1 Sardar Ji Ki Shadi Hui.
Rukhsati K Waqt Dulhan
Pehle Maa K Galay Lag K Roi,
Phir Baap K,
Phir Bhai Aor Behan K Galay Lag K Roi.
Sardar Ji Ne Dulhan Le
Jane Se Inkar Kr Dia Or Kaha
Aey Twade Kolon Chup Nai Hondi
Te Mere Kolon Kinj Howe Gi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Petrol pump se 4km door 1 foji gaari ka

Petrol pump se 4km door 1 foji gaari ka petrol khatam hogya.
2nd seat per major sb bethe the


Pathan Driver:

ab petrol pump tk dhaka lagana parega
sab neche utre or dhaka lagana shru krdia or
kafi der bad petrol pump pr pohnch gye.
kuch jawan thak k behosh hogye


PATHAN Driver ne petrol dalwana shru kia to
major sab ne kaha k peche jo drum hy us me b dalwa lo


PATHAN:
sir wo to full hy
Major: What?


Driver:yes sir wo
Emergency k lye rakha hy! :p ;

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

There are 20 angels in the world

There are 20 angels in the world,
10 Are playing,
9 Are sleeping,
1 Is reading this message
And that is u girl.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)