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Police: Bibi aap bohat bahadur hain daku ko bohat maara aap ne.

Lady kanpty hue: Mujhe kya pata wo daku tha, mein to samjhi mera shohar dair se ghar aaya hai.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 923 views
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