girl friend bhi saath hai.
Bhikari: Baboo 10 Rs. ka sawal hai, chaay (Tea) peenee hai.
Aadmee: Lykin chaay tu 05 Rs. ki aati hai.
Bhikari (sharmatay hoay): Woh meri girl friend bhi saath hai.
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