difrance betweet poetry and essay
What is the difference between POETRY
and ESSAY?
Any word uttered by a GIRLFRIEND is a
POETRY
while
Anything said by a WIFE is an ESSAY.
by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!) / 823 views
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