BHAKT - Bhagwan Mujhe Wardan Do
BHAKT - Bhagwan Mujhe Wardan Do Ki Main Marne
Ke Baad Phir Zinda Ho Sakun
BHAGWAN- Ye Mere Bas Ki Baat Nahi Hai Putr, Ye
Toh Sirf Ekta Kapoor Hee Kar Sakti Hai
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 727 views
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Santa-aapko ye batane ke liye ki main bhuka nai
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Bhagwan bole,”Taki tum unse pyaar kar sako.”
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Santa dekh kar bola,
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Manager apne poltry farm vapis aaya,
danda(stick) utha lia or announce kia jo murghi aaj se 2 anday nahi degi,uski dhulai hua kre gi.
Sab murghion ny dar k maaray
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