Purani Kahawat he ki sote samay

Purani Kahawat he ki sote samay tension ko
sath leke nahi sona chahiye Phir bhi log Pata
Nahi kyo Biwi ko sath leke sote ha..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 898 views
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