A heavy snowstorm closed the schools in one town.
When the children returned to school a few days
later, one grade school teacher asked her students
whether they had used the time away from school
constructively.
"I sure did, teacher," one little girl replied. "I just
prayed for more snow."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 2866 views

Diwani Si Sunder Si

Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,

Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi

latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,

Bartan Lelo Bartan

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

humko sawal samaj nhi aya

Teacher:2 mai se 2 minus krdo to kya bacha?

Pathan:humko sawal samaj nhi aya

Teacher:tumare pas 2 rotiyan thitmne unko kha lia ab kya bcha?

Pathan:salan...

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Will this bus take me to jalandher

Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar?
Driver: Which part? Santa Singh: All of me, of
cours

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Making Improvements

Making Improvements “Grandpa, did God make you?” “Yes.” “Did he make me?” “Yes.” “I guess He’s doing better work now.” ...

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

pathan & kela

Pathan :chilkay samait KELA kha raha tha.

Admi: Is ko cheel to lo.

Pathan: Cheelne ka kia zarurat hai,hum ko yaqeen hai is k andar KELA he hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)