pathan & kela

Pathan :chilkay samait KELA kha raha tha.

Admi: Is ko cheel to lo.

Pathan: Cheelne ka kia zarurat hai,hum ko yaqeen hai is k andar KELA he hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 974 views
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