Na Jane Vo Hamse Kya chupati Thi.
Na Jane Vo Hamse Kya chupati Thi.Kuch Tha Uske Hoto Pe Magar Na Jane Kyu Sarmati Thi.
Jab Hamne Muh Khulvake Dekha To Pata Chala..
Sali "MIRAJ" ghutka chabati Thi.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 963 views
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