Sardar mujhe safar me neend nai ati
Pathan:to tum rabi ul awal me so liya karo.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 986 views

Gir;mujhe kyoun dekh rahe ho?

gir;mujhe kyoun dekh rahe ho?
tumari koi behan nahi he kya

boy;hai is liye to dekh raha hoon
girl; koun?

boy ; meri behan ko bhabi cahiye..........

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

boring lecture..

2 friends were attending a boring lecture..
.
1st frd- Even my ass has fallen asleep..

2nd frd- I know! I heard ir snore 3 times..

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Aadmi Hi Aadmi Ka Sachha Dost Hota Hai

Ek Aadmi Kapde Ki Dukan Par Gaya Aur Dukandaar Se Bola.

Aadmi: “Mujhe Ek Lady Suit Dikha Do”

Dukandaar: “Biwi Ke Liye Chahiye Ya Koi Achha Wala Dikhaun?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aussie Love Story

Dazza is driving over the Sydney Harbour Bridge one day, when He

sees His Girlfriend Shazza about to throw herself off.

Dazza slams on the brakes and yells, "Shazza what in the Blazes d'ya think ya doin'?"

Shazza turns around with a tear in her eye and says,

"G'Day, Dazza.

You got me pregnant, so now I'm gunna kill meself".

Dazza gets a lump in his throat when he hears this.

"Shazza", he says "Fair dinkum love, not only are ya a top root, but

you're a real sport too!"

and drives off

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Patni: Kaash tum aise SMS hote

Patni: Kaash tum aise SMS hote jise
Main Zindagi bhar save karke rakhti!

Pati: Air kaash tum
aisi ringtone hoti jise
main har hafte badal sakta….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)