Hum aek hain
Khushi is bat ki hai k kisi ki bhi nahi hai..:-)
hahaha
( ',')/
<)) bally bally
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by @irha@ (few years ago!) / 931 views
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Dad : Ess Baar exam me paas ho ya fail BIKE zarur dilaunga.
Son : Kaunsi bike?
Dad : Pass he to “APACHE”
college jane ke liye.
Fail hue to “RAJDOOT” dood bechne ke liye
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
2 Pathan bike per ja rahay the
Police walay ne rok ker
kaha:
pata nai hai ke Double swari per pabandi hai
Pathan: pata hai isi liye to isko wapis chornay ja raha hon
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Quotes of Mind…
1.Russian General in 1987:
“Pathans are the most brave people ever born on the earth,these people cant be defeated by force.”
2. By American General in 2004:
“We are fighting a meaningless war against the Rocks.”
3. By indian General in Siachin War:
“If there were no NWFP province in pakistan.
I am sure that atleast Kashmir was 0urs”
*Dont send ONLY bad msgs about pathanz.
We salute pathans.
Be united , We r all Pakistanis.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ek baar chinti hathi k upar beth kr ja rahe hoti hain..
Raste me kacha pul aa jata ha usko dekhkr chinti boli "cross kr loge ya me utru?' :-)
:-D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Laloo applied for the post of a detective in Patna. In the interview he was asked a question:
Who killed Mahatma Gandhi?
Laloo: I will tell you tomorrow.
Laloo come home and tells his wife: I got the job and my first work is to investigate who killed Gandhi.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Father to son: If You don’t pass your Exams this time
Don’t you dare call me DAD,
After some days……..
Father asked:How is your result?
Son:Sorry Mr. Joseph.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
ek sardar ne candle bhujane k liye phuk mari to uska paad nikal gaya dobara phuk mari to phir se paad nikal gaya sardar gusse se ulta gumkar bola le tu hi bhuja le
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
PATHAN ko 1 charagh mila
Utha kr $aaf kia to 1 Jin nikla or kaha
apki 3 khwahishain puri karonga
PATHAN:
Humko aisa Naswar do jo kabi khatm na ho
ek dum 1 naswar ka packet agya
PATHAN ne thori si naswar nikali to utni naswar or agai
Jin: Baqi 2 khwahishen?
PATHAN Aisa 2 Packet or de do
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Most successful
Happy married life is
Defined as.
.
.
.
.
"Yet to be seen"
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Allama Iqbal ne prinday se Pucha k
Tumeh Asman se girney ka nahen ha dar?
Parinday ne Kaha k Iqbal Yar Tere Meharbani Inna Na Sochia Kar
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)