Apni naraz gf ko manane k baad
Apni Naraz GF ko manane k bad Ladka Pyar se
bola:
Jaan,kaho to Tumhare liye chand tare tod lau
Ladki halki c Muskurai OR boli
Phir Haramipan Shuru.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1241 views
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