Apni Naraz GF ko manane k bad Ladka Pyar se
bola:
Jaan,kaho to Tumhare liye chand tare tod lau
Ladki halki c Muskurai OR boli
Phir Haramipan Shuru.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 859 views

I am finished with my girlfriend

Pappu: I am finished with my girlfriend.
Bunty: But why?
Pappu: She's cross-eyed and she was seeing someone else

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

1 indian ne

1 indian ne 24 ghnte tk pani mai sans rok

kar rehne ka rcord qaim kya hai jinhe kal
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Bad namaz e zuher mewa shah qabristan

mai dafnaya jaega..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Bhaiya

Saas: beti ab tum mujje apni maa or apne Sasur ko pita hi samjhna,
Tabhi darwaje par ghanti baji,
Bahu ne darwaja khola to pati aaye tha
Saas: Kon aaya hai beti,
Bahu: Maa bhaiya office se aaye hai.

by Farah Awan (few years ago!)

Creation

A man said t o his wife one day, 'I don't know how
you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the
same time.
' The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted
to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to
you!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan

Teacher : Qaatil kisy kehty hen?

Pathan : Mujhy nahi pata.

Teacher : For example Tumne apne baap ko qatal

ker diya, to tum kiya huye?

Pathan : Yateeem.....:-p

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)