Teacher: Tumhaare aur harish ka answer ek jaisa hai, woh kaise?
Student: Kyunki question ek hi tha na masterji, isliye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1074 views

Bohat kum Aaye Hain

Larka: Ro kyu rhi ho?
Larki: Mere Marks Boht kum aye hain.

Larka:kitne aye hain?
=Larki:sirf 88%

Larka: Bibi Khuda ka khof kr
Itne mei to 2 larke Pass ho jate hein.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Stop Giving Lectures Girls

Lady: Do you smoke?
Man: Yes
Lady: How many packs a day?
Man: 3 packs
Lady: How much per pack
Man: £10.00
Lady: And how long have you been
smoking?
Man: 15 years
Lady: So 1 pack cost £10.00 and you
have 3 packs a day which puts your
spending each month at £900. In
one year, it would be £10,800
correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: If in 1 year you spend
£10,800 not accounting for inflation,
the past 15 years puts your
spending at £162,000 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: Do you know that if you
hadn’t smoked, that money could
have been put in a step-up interest
savings account and after
accounting for compound interest
for the past 15 years, you could
have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you smoke?
Lady: No
Man: Where’s your fucking Ferrari
then?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Haircutting k kitne lete ho?

Santa Haircutting k kitne lete ho?
Banta Barber:- Rs 30
Santa:- Shaving ke?
Banta:- Rs10
Santa:- Shave My Head

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Reverse Lelo

Taxi Driver: Petrol Khatm Ho Gaya Hai Gadi Aage Nahi Ja Sakti

Sardar:Koi Baat Nahi
Reverse Lelo, Vapas Ghar Chalte Hain

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar

Sardar:Eik Wari Me Chota ja Hunda Ce Me Minar-e-Pakistan to Dig Gya Ce



2ndSardar:Fir Mar Gya C k Bch Gya C?



Sardar:Menu ki pata Me te Chota Jya Hunda c.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)