Psychology ka practical ho raha tha.. :D

Professor ne 1 Chuhe k liye 1 taraf CAKE Aur dusri taraf CHUHIYA rakh di..

Chuha fouran Cake ki taraf lapka..

Dusri baar Cake ko badal kar ROTI rakhi..
Chuha Roti ki taraf lapka..
Is tarah kai baar food-item badle magar Chuha har baar food ki taraf bhaga..
Profesr:" Bas, sabit ho gya ki BHUKH hi Sbse badi taqat hai..
Itne me last row ki bench se ek Student ki awaaz aai....
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Sir, 1 bar Chuhiya badal k bhi dekhlo, ho sakta hai wo uski “BEHAN” ho...:p :O :D :D
Students Rocks - Professor Shocks

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 947 views

FooTbaLL Male Hai Ya FeMaLe?

FooTbaLL Male Hai Ya FeMaLe.

Aare Jiske Piche
11 Ladke Underwear Pehen Ke
Bhag Rahe Ho Vo Female Hi
Hogi Na

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pakistan Zinda Baad".

Mein tumhe pyaar ke teen lafz kehna chahta hoon... woh teen Lafz jo tumhara dil tak pahooch kar, tumhe gehraayi tak chhooh jaye. Yeh teen Lafz mere dil se nikal kar, tumhara dil par zaroor chhah jayenge. Ab sunlo yeh pyaar ke teen Lafz - "Pakistan Zinda Baad".

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Funny Student

Maths mis: A=B, B=C, So A=C.
Prove this method with example.

Student: Mis, I love u. U love ur daughter. So i love ur daughter,
Thats all mis

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pathan ki ulfaat

In Ulfat Ki Raahon Mein
Mujhy Dhoka Na Dena
Ae DOST

Mera Yaqeen Tujh Pe
...Aisa Hy Jese PATHAN
Ka NASWAR Per ...

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

A wealthy man came home from a gambling trip

A wealthy man came home from a gambling trip and told his wife that he had lost their entire fortune and that they'd have to drastically alter their life-style.

"If you'll just learn to cook," he said, "we can fire the chef."

"Okay," she said. "and if you learn how to make love, we can fire the gardener."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)