Beta ab tum mujhe apni maa
Saas: beti ab tum mujje apni maa or apne Sasur ko
pita hi samjhna,
Tabhi darwaje par ghanti baji,
Bahu ne darwaja khola to pati aaye tha
Saas: Kon aaya hai beti,
Bahu: Maa bhaiya office se aaye hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1110 views
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