Santa Aur Pathan Mein Koi Farak Nahi
Ek Baar Santa Highway Pe Khada Lift Mang Raha Tha To Ek
Pathan Ne Usko Lift De Di
Thodi Der Bad Santa Ne Pathan Se Pucha.
Santa: “Tum Bike Itni Tez Kyu Chala Rahe Ho?”
Pathan: “Yeh Letter Bahut Urgent Dena Hai”
Santa: “Kaha Dena Hai?”
Pathan: “Abhi Address Padne Ka Time Nahi Hai”
Santa: “Ohh Achha, Fir To Bike Aur Tez Chalao
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 944 views
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Duniya buri ho sakti hai aap nhi
Duniya bewafa ho sakti hai aap nhi
Duniya zalim ho sakti hai aap nhi
aur
aur
aur
Kuttay ki dum sedhi ho sakti hai ap
ke nhi..
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Why I Hate C.I.D :(
An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???
LADY: Ha Sir…Wo Mera Bhai Tha.
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho …
by inayat khan (few years ago!)
Teacher:beta ap k papa ki karte hain?
Boy:jo mummy bolti hai.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Husband sent a text to his wife at night, "Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return."
He sent another text, "And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I'm getting you a new car"
She text back, "OMG really?"
Husband replied, "No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message" xP :
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Khuda kry kisi ko muhbat mai judai na mily,
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.wah wah
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Or jo mujy msg na kary usy srdi mai razai na mily…
Happy thand season..aasee
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Patient: Doctor ap ko yakeen hai k mujhay Namoonia (pneumonia) hai, kyun k pichlay dino aik doctor meri friend ka Namoonia ka ilaaj karta raha aur woh Typhoid say mar gayi.
Munna: Haan ray meray ko akha yaqeen hai, tu namoonia say hi maray ga.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: Oye Tumko KUTTEY par MazmoonLikh kar Laney ka kaha tha?
Pathan: Hum kya karey, jab Hum ne KUTTEY par Pen rakha tö wo Hamara tang parKaat krar bhag gaya
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ek Pathan Ne Apni Qaza Namaaz Ada Karne Ka Socha:
Namaz Se Pehle Oonchi Aawaz Main Niyat Ki…
2 Rakat Namaz Fajar Qaza, 4 November 1996. Allah-o-Akbar.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Judge: How can you prove you were not speeding your car?
Man: Sir, I was on the way to bring back my wife from her mother's home! Judge: that's all, case dismissed
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
har Taraf Padhai ka saya hai...
Har paper me zero aya hai...
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Hum to yuhi chale jate h bina muh dhoye exam dene, aur log kehte hai
"saala raat bhar padh ke kya aaya
hai":
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)