Batao Aisa Kiya Karen K

SARDAR:
Batao Aisa Kiya Karen K Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye Aur Laathi Bhi Na Tootay ?
,
,
PATHAN:
Jootay Se Maar Do:)

by Muhammad Zeeshan (few years ago!) / 970 views
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