Teacher Class Mein Papu Se Puchti
Hai,
Teacher: “ Chalo Papu Aaj Tum
Batao, Tumhara Favorite Writer
Koun Hai? ”
Papu: “ Mam,
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.Aapki Beti Tina, Jo Mujhe Har
Hafte Ek Achha Letter Likh Ke
Bhejti Hai “ :p

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1041 views

Sardar Ji Ka Baap

Once a sardar sees crowd surrounding an accident place. He was curious to see what has happened and who has got hurt but, due to the crowd, he couldn't watch it. He was clever sardar, so he got an idea.. He started shouting 'he is my father.. move... he is my father'. Crowd suddenly gave his a way to go inside. and, He sees a 'Donkey' lying there..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aaj Tumne Roti Me Jayada

Malik- Aaj Tumne Roti Me Jayada Ghee Laga Diya Hai.


Naukar- Galti Ho Gai Malik.
Lagta Hai Maine Aapko Aapni Roti De Di Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Hotel Wale Akhir Kyu Lootte Hai Humko

Santa Ek Din Shahar Ke Top Class Hotel Mein Khana Khane Gaya

Thodi Der Baad Jab Uska Order Aya To Usne Order Dekh Ke Waiter Ko Awaj Mari Aur Gusse Se Bola

Santa: “Waiterrrrrrrr, Chiken Biryani Mein Chiken Hi Nahi Hai?”

Waiter Bhi Sardar Ji The Bole: “Sahab, Gulab Jamun Mein Kaun Sa Gulab Aur Jaamun Hota Hain“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mithai Ki Dukan

Dost: Tumhari Mithai Ki Dukan Hai,
Tum To Bohat Mithai Khaty Ho Gy..

Pathan: Nahi Yara,,
Abba Ras-Gullay Gin Ker Jata Hai
Is Liye Sirf
"Chooos" Ker Rakh Deta Hun.. ;-) :-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Lub pe aati hy dua ban k

Lub pe ÅÅti hy duÅ bÅn k tamanna meri,

Sim band hojae allah kare teri,

Dur Dunya me mere sms se ujala hojae,

Jo muje sms na kare uska rang kala hojae,

Hy mera kam faqiro ko sms karna,

Knjuso or garibo k inbox bhrna,

Mere Allah inhe b ab gerat ajae,

Ye sms parhte hi inka b sms ajae…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)