Aqalmand Pathan

1 Pathan 4 meter lamby pipe se hukka pi raha tha
Dost ne pocha: Etny lambay pipe se kion pi rahay ho?
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Pathan: Doctor Sahb ne tambako se door renhy ka kaha hai
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by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!) / 861 views
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